do you ever feel like migrating to the moon when you remember those embarrassing moments between 5th and 8th grade
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i wish bagels grew on trees
Story of my life.
i doubt this would be an accurate biography of your life
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“A little consideration, a little thought for others makes all the difference.” –Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
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